Telling Brinty She’s Adopted x

The paparazzi were hounding me again in today’s video.

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via grogtopia)

joala:

IM CRYING

joala:

IM CRYING

comedycentral:

On last night’s Daily Show, Jessica Williams talked to this Utah politician who challenged his party on immigration reform and ended up in deep dookie, doo-doo and caca.

Click here to watch.

^Watch. the. video. It’s perfect.

A friend challenged me to draw a picture of me and thatzak so here is a drawing of us just casually looking at the same moon from different locations, you know. I find it is best to view while listening to any of One Direction’s slow songs.

Every time I sit down to send out applications, I get this horrible feeling inside. It’s like a little Christina Aguilera has burrowed deep inside my guts and she’s performing songs from Lotus. No, she’s belting them. And doing that hand thing with every riff and run. And Cee Lo Green is there, too, for a duet. It hurts so much.
Joseph Birdsong via joewritesthings (via voiceofsleazin)




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